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Hubby’s Naked Revenge

Wednesday, March 29th, 2006  
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A husband took revenge on his unfaithful ex-wife by selling 200 sexy photos of her on eBay.

The man offered the CD snaps of blonde Linsey, 24, at £4.99 ($8.50) each, reports the Mirror.

Within 24 hours all the pictures had been bought. The seller, from Wales, wrote on the internet site: “She was playing away with my so-called best friend and now it’s payback time.”

A spokesman for eBay said: “We saw no reason to take the listing off.”

Source: Ananova

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Man Prefers Jail to His Wife’s Nagging

Wednesday, March 29th, 2006  
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A man sentenced to nine months of house arrest begged a judge to jail him instead because he couldn’t stand his wife’s nagging. Algerian Ahmed Salhi, 24, was sentenced to a nine month curfew at home with his Italian wife in Ferrara, northern Italy.
The Algerian went back to court after a week and begged the judge to jail him because he could not bear his wife’s nagging.

Salhi was sentenced to nine months house arrest after breaching immigration regulations.

But he turned up at his local courtroom and begged to be taken into custody because he said he could no longer stand living with his wife, and would rather be behind bars, Corriere della Sera reported.

He said: “I need some peace.” A local court agreed to the Salhi’s request and he has been jailed for the rest of his sentence.

Source: Ananova

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Consequences of Hiding Cash

Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006  
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PHILADELPHIA – A millionaire jailed for more than a decade for contempt in his divorce case continues to block efforts to trace his missing assets and should remain jailed, a three-judge panel ruled.

H. Beatty Chadwick, 68, is believed to hold the record for time served in a U.S. civil contempt case.

He was jailed in 1995 for allegedly hiding $2.5 million in overseas banks during a bitter divorce. Since then, a series of judges have told him he could go free once he tells the court what happened to the money, but Chadwick hasn’t budged, the judges said.

Chadwick, a former corporate lawyer, maintains he lost the money in an overseas investment. Experts say it would now be worth more than $8 million.

In the latest ruling in the meandering case, a three-judge Delaware County panel concluded that the most recent court-ordered financial probe did little to resolve questions about the money. Chadwick, while claiming cooperation, did not give investigators full power to follow the money trail overseas, the judges said.

“Defendant Chadwick’s lack of cooperation undermined the entire investigation, invalidating any conclusions or recommendations,” the judges wrote in their ruling last month.

The ruling kicked aside the recommendation of a retired judge who believed Chadwick was being cooperative and should be released.

In contrast, the presiding judges found little change in Chadwick’s stance.

Chadwick’s lawyer, Michael Malloy, said Tuesday he will appeal. He said that lawyers for Chadwick’s ex-wife, painter Barbara Jean “Bobbie” Chadwick, did not rebut their expert testimony. She now lives in Maine under a different name.

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Do Not Make This Mistake- Practice Secret Divorce

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006  
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An article by ABIGAIL TUCKER of The Baltimore Sun :

BALTIMORE – Almost 300 cases of the finest wine, and it evaporated like morning mist. Five-hundred-dollar bottles. Thousand-dollar bottles. The French Bordeaux from his children’s birth years, which he planned to uncork at their weddings. The 1966 Chateau Lafite-Rothschild he wanted to share one day with his brother.

The only vintage that remained in his ransacked office, Doug Eisinger said, was a single bottle of 1990 Dom Perignon. “I plan on drinking that on the day of my divorce,” he said.

Eisinger, who lives in Sherwood Forest in Anne Arundel County, Md., claims that his estranged wife, Elizabeth, absconded with his $200,000 wine collection in November, breaking into the office of his construction company where the wine was hidden, then loading about 3,500 bottles into a rental truck.

Elizabeth Eisinger’s attorney said that she had her own key to the office, that she took much less wine and that she made nowhere near $200,000 upon selling it wholesale (and not through a ritzy Washington, D.C., auction house, as her husband contends).

Who gets to keep the money won’t be sorted out until the divorce – a particularly messy affair filled with charges and countercharges – is settled, probably in the summer. Until then, all that both sides can agree on is that the booze itself is gone for good.

Custody disputes over huge, vastly expensive wine collections are bubbling up in a growing number of divorce cases across the country, lawyers say, as some Americans’ cellars age better than their marriages.

“It’s really been in the last decade,” said Sheila Sachs, a Baltimore divorce lawyer who specializes in high-net-worth divorces. “People are spending a lot on wine. It’s almost more of an asset of influence now than jewelry.”

While these disputes often are settled amicably, they can also turn as vicious as bar brawls – and not just because wine is difficult to appraise and evenly divide.

“People have an emotional relationship with their wine cellars,” Sachs said.

Last year for the first time, wine surpassed beer as the country’s alcoholic beverage of choice; in 2005, we swilled an estimated 712 million gallons of the stuff, according to San Francisco’s Wine Institute.

As the nation’s palate grows more refined, consumer tastes become more expensive and sizable cellars are increasingly common: The Wine Spectator reports that about 200,000 Americans have collections of 500 bottles or more. These racks represent an investment in future gains as serious as a stock portfolio.

Moreover, as a shared asset, wine carries a greater emotional charge than stocks and bonds. Wine can be a lubricant for courtship, and cellars can mark milestones in a marriage: wedding night whites, Valentine reds.

Tony Foreman has never seen violence at the private wine lockers of his Baltimore restaurant, Charleston, but he remembers some fairly grisly dismemberments of wine collections. Sometimes the precious vintages are sold off out of financial necessity, other times for pure spite. Almost always, though, divorce is the driving force, he said.

It is fairly common for feuding spouses to poach at least a few bottles in advance of a divorce settlement, to sell over the Internet or elsewhere, said Steve Bachman, CEO of Vinfolio, a California-based wine collectors services company.

Others manage to wait until after the divorce to savor vengeance. Cleaveland Miller, a Baltimore-area lawyer and part-owner of Calvert Fine Wines in Hunt Valley, knows of a woman who waited patiently for her half of her ex-husband’s beloved 100-bottle stock, then poured every last drop down the sink.

“Doing something to the wine is a way to hurt another person,” Bachman said.

Typically, the wounded party is the husband. Although studies show that women buy and drink more wine than men, collecting is a predominantly male hobby, aficionados say.

Not every cellar custody battle tastes of the grapes of wrath. Some couples simply and dispassionately disagree about how to appraise a collection, said Sally Gold, another Baltimore attorney who has handled several wine-drenched divorces. Even though wine is literally a liquid asset, it’s difficult to appraise and divide. Splitting a favorite case down the middle can diminish its market price, for instance, and it’s hard to measure how some wines’ worth will increase with time.

But, in mid-divorce at least, some bon vivants have little patience for legal niceties. The courts weren’t quick enough to salvage much of Roger Yaseen’s $500,000 Bordeaux collection, which the New York investment banker said his ex-wife “held hostage” in 2001 after he decided to remarry. (According to one newspaper report, he decanted some of the choicer bottles at the wedding.) The hearings dragged on while the remaining wine languished in what he claimed was the dangerous climate of his ex-wife’s house.

“The wines were going through serious, serious problems,” he said. “Inappropriate humidity conditions and everything.”

Yaseen said that more than half of his hoard soured.

As cellar disputes become more common, wedded epicures are taking steps to protect themselves. Some save receipts to prove who owns what. Others enlist the aid of private management companies to store their reserves off site, while others seal basement cellars with combination locks.

Roger Yaseen – who says his collection is just now inching back up to its original levels – did not enjoy the bitter finish of his first marriage but, like any serious wine lover, he remembered and learned from it. That’s why, when his second marriage dissolved recently, he still had 3,000-plus bottles of Bordeaux to have and to hold.

“She was entitled to money upon divorce, but nothing else,” he said. The wine was protected in the pre-nuptial agreement.

Domestic Violence Charges

Thursday, March 16th, 2006  
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LOS ANGELES, California (AP) —
Less than a month after filing for divorce, the estranged wife of David Hasselhoff has filed for a court order on a claim of domestic violence by the former “Baywatch” star, according to court records.

– Now I’m not saying this particular case is fraudulent but false claims of domestic violence are now quite common. Be aware for tell tale signs.

Secret Divorce discusses the tell-tale signs of false Domestic Violence charges

Do-It-Yourself-Divorces

Monday, March 13th, 2006  
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Just noticed this in the Chicago Sun-Times (www.suntimes.com), written by Madlen Read. I thought it was interesting to this group as it shows that more and more people are getting divorce advice and services on the internet:

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Nicole Christie’s divorce cost $450 and took about three months to complete — that’s about 3 percent of what she spent on her wedding and a third the time it took to plan it.

Instead of hiring lawyers, she and her husband agreed simply to split their assets down the middle and fill out the divorce papers on a Web site.

To save money, time and energy, more couples have been turning to do-it-yourself divorces — filing to split without lawyers. It has been an option for years, but it has gotten easier and more widespread as more online resources have become available.

”There’s no question that there’s been a trend toward do-it-yourself divorces, and do-it-yourself law in general, in the past decade,” said attorney Alan Kopit, chairman of the American Bar Association’s division for public education and partner at Hahn Loeser & Parks LLP in Cleveland. ”More people are turning to the Internet”

Divorce filing costs, rules and practices vary greatly by state. (In Illinois, the cost can vary by county, but is usually at least $90 to file and extra if you need the county to serve notice to your spouse, according to www.illinoislegalaid.org.)

Divorce attorney Sharyn Sooho said in Middlesex County, Mass., where she practices, about a third of all divorcing couples are now doing so without lawyers.

When you cut out legal expenses, most do-it-yourself divorces cost just a few hundred dollars.

”In a more typical case … you’ll save $3,000 to $4,000 per spouse,” said Sooho, who runs the Internet site divorcenet.com.

Today, attorney fees range from about $1,500 for simple divorces to tens of thousands of dollars — sometimes exceeding $100,000 — for more complex divorces.

Saving money was a big benefit for Keith Bowermaster and his high school sweetheart when they filed for divorce on their own to end their 11-year marriage. Instead of turning to lawyers, they picked up forms from the Dade County, Fla., courthouse and filed them themselves.

”Two hundred and seventy dollars was the total cost. Most lawyers charge that for an hour,” said Bowermaster. ”At the time, we just wanted to get this over with, move on with our lives, and not get everything dragged out with lawyers.”

Of course, some divorces can be messy, and even the most amicable splits are rarely cut-and-dried. So how should a divorcing couple decide whether to hire attorneys?

*First, if there’s any disagreement over assets or doubt that a spouse is being forthcoming, a lawyer will likely be necessary.

*Even a couple that’s splitting amicably should take a look at their shared property, experts say. If a couple owns a home, a family business, or any other big or hard-to-value asset, an attorney may need to intervene to help decide how to allocate it, Kopit said.

*If a couple has a child, a do-it-yourself divorce is only feasible if you agree with your spouse on custody, visitation and guardianship issues. Even so, it’s helpful to at least seek the advice of a lawyer.

Online divorces are a great way of saving cash if both parties are open to discussion. SecretDivorce will save you money no matter how you do your divorce.

Should You Hire An Attorney?

Friday, March 10th, 2006  
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After learning how expensive divorce attorneys are these days, many men ask if they should hire an attorney. Men often believe that the law favors women and that with or without an attorney they are screwed. Our advice is simple. Consult with two or three attorneys. Determine if good representation will change the outcome of your case. If the answer is yes, then retaining counsel will be necessary. If it is likely that representation will not affect the outcome, consider settling your matter and having an attorney review the final paperwork.

Early divorce preparation is the key to a successful divorce. Early divorce planning will allow you to reduce child support and alimony payments, obtain the custody of your kids that you want, and reduce the amount of marital assets that your wife will walk away with from your marriage. Consult with Secret Divorce to learn the tricks and techniques to utilize for a successful divorce.

Should I Prepare for Divorce?

Tuesday, March 7th, 2006  
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Men often ask if they should prepare for divorce. Without a doubt, the answer is yes. Secret Divorce teaches men how to prepare for divorce. In a divorce, timing is everything. It is imperative that men prepare early for best results in a divorce. Divorce preparation can save you tens of thousands of dollars and allow you to settle your case without the need for an expensive court trial. Even if you believe that divorce is merely a possibility, consider early divorce preparation as an insurance policy in the event of divorce.

Will My Wife Be Entitled To My Business in a Divorce?

Sunday, March 5th, 2006  
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Many men ask if their wife will be entitled to their small business which was created during the marriage in a divorce. And in both equitable division and community property states, property acquired during marriage, including businesses can be divided by the court.

How is a small business valued? There are various methods of valuing a business. Of course, the inventory, the equipment and the accounts receivable will be used to calculate the value of the business. Unfortunately, most states also value the goodwill of the business. One of the common ways to value a business is called the excess earnings method. Under this method, an accountant will determine the net profits of the business along with the salary, draws, and perks of the owner (called the available cash flow) and then subtract the reasonable compensation of the owner if he were to perform the tasks for another company. Then that number is usually multiplied by a number between .5 and 5 based on the type of business.

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Let’s take a closer look at the equation:

If Harry owned a business and he made $5,000 a month of salary, $2000 a month in perks, and the business made another $3000 per month, Harry’s available cash flow would be $10,000 per month. If it is determined that the reasonable compensation for Harry’s tasks performed is $5000 per month, we would deduct $5000 from $10,000 and would determine that the excess earning of the business was $5000 per month. The $5000 would be multiplied by 12 to determine a yearly income of $60,000. We would multiply the yearly excess earnings of $60,000 by the appropriate multiplier to determine the value of the business. Of course, this is only one of many methods to determine the value of the business. The value of the inventory, accounts receivable, and equipment will also be added to the final number in the excess earnings calculation.

Valuing a business is extremely expensive because it requires a forensic accountant and an attorney. Consult with Secret Divorce to learn means of reducing the value of your business for divorce purposes and to learn how settling cases involving small businesses can save you tens of thousands of dollars in a divorce.