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	<title>Successful Divorce Planning For Men.  Divorce Blog. &#187; Divorce Humor</title>
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		<title>A Public Service Announcment for Guys about Marriage</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Apr 2006 03:59:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[recently posted on craigslist:
OK guys, I was talking last night and we got a consensus of at least ten guys that the following is what lies ahead for you in marriage. So think carefully before you pop the question. 
Year one: Sex, sex, sex. All you could want. On the floor, in the woods, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Forgotten Kebabs Sparks Divorce</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Apr 2006 05:06:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Arab News 
MAKKAH, 14 April 2006 — A case of forgetfulness led to a divorce, the daily Okaz reported. A wife asked her husband to pick up three kilos of kebabs for a dinner party. The husband mistakenly brought home only two kilos. Big mistake. Whatever marital stress was brewing broke like a dam. One [...]]]></description>
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		<title>7 Kinds of Sex</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Apr 2006 03:28:36 +0000</pubDate>
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Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
  This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
  This is when you have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hubby&#8217;s Naked Revenge</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Mar 2006 04:09:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A husband took revenge on his unfaithful ex-wife by selling 200 sexy photos of her on eBay.
The man offered the CD snaps of blonde Linsey, 24, at £4.99 ($8.50) each, reports the Mirror.
Within 24 hours all the pictures had been bought. The seller, from Wales, wrote on the internet site: &#8220;She was playing away with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Prefers Jail to His Wife&#8217;s Nagging</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Mar 2006 04:06:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man sentenced to nine months of house arrest begged a judge to jail him instead because he couldn&#8217;t stand his wife&#8217;s nagging.  Algerian Ahmed Salhi, 24, was sentenced to a nine month curfew at home with his Italian wife in Ferrara, northern Italy.
The Algerian went back to court after a week and begged [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Is Divorce So Expensive?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2006 06:31:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Secret Divorce</dc:creator>
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